I had this lovely lady get in touch with me on Telegram. She...

I had this lovely lady get in touch with me on Telegram. She found me, liked my picture and unusually for her, decided to say “Hi Chris”.

Not knowing who she was, I looked at her profile pictures and to my disbelief she was a very attractive 20-30 something and she appeared to be romantically interested in me.

We began to communicate more and more and to my delight Sandy shared a lot of my hobbies including the chocolate hobnob challenge and early 80’s Honda manuals.

Anyway, as we grew closer, Sandy revealed that she was a multimillionaire and was heiresses to no less than Barrett Homes company and let me in to a new cryptocurrency called Barrett Home coin which comes with a choice of kitchen worktops in my new Barrett Home. This coin is usually worth £350,000 but Sandy would let me buy hers for just £11,000 each once my bank transfer for her flights and mother’s life saving operation have cleared.

Sandy is due in at Heathrow on Thursday and I will be so excited to see her except that my wife is a bit upset to say the least about her savings account.

But what is the price of happiness, I ask.